Report: Episcopalians May Still Exist

Okay, the following article is from the Babylon Bee, a satirical site.  But this kind of satire comes a little too close to the truth:

NEW YORK, NY—While many Americans believed the Episcopal Church to be some kind of myth or legend, the religious organization may actually still exist, researchers revealed Monday morning.

The shocking findings came as a surprise to many American Christians, who had thought the denomination to have completely disappeared off the face of the earth, if it had ever existed at all.

“Contrary to popular opinion, yes, we are still around,” Most Reverend Michael Curry, head of the apparently-still-in-existence Episcopalian Church, allegedly said Monday in front of a dilapidated, overgrown church building.  “We exist, and we plan to continue not to die.  In fact, we are still hanging in there, and to my knowledge, we have not yet ceased to be.”  Curry then allowed reporters to touch his hands to prove his existence, though all photos of Curry’s press conference mysteriously disappeared.

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