Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Chavez says capitalism may have ended life on Mars

From here:
Capitalism may be to blame for the lack of life on the planet Mars, Venezuela's socialist President Hugo Chavez said on Tuesday.

"I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet," Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day.

Perhaps we should send Señor Chavez on an expedition to Mars to find out.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I expect Senor Chavez has achieved his deep understanding of this esoteric and complex topic because of his advanced degrees from the Al Gore Academy of Science, the Rowan Williams School of Economics, the Ted Turner Tony Blair and Katharine Jefferts-Shori School of Theology and the Barack Obama School of Constitutional Law and Jurisprudence.